Joe Woody's Inner Monologue

(This is my first post in what I hope will a standard feature of my blog: reviews of things I do, watch, or listen to.)

After reading various glowing reviews, I recently downloaded and played through Shadow Complex on Xbox 360. The game plays like a classic 2D platformer with 3D visuals.  That is to say it is limited but incredibly fun.  Exploring corridors and tunnels reminded me of a classic game like Metroid, while the crisp, high-definition graphics reminded me of a current game such as Gears of War.  It blended the old and new in a seemless fashion which shows that a game doesn’t necessarily need a “modern” 3D experience to be well-made.  A successful game just needs exciting gameplay that controls well, which many 3D games do not accomplish.

The only drawback for me was the story, or at least the execution of the story.  The story follows a reluctant male hero (shocker) who follows a captured female (shocker) and stumbles upon a massive governmental-type organization trying to take over the world… wait, I mean San Francisco (possibly an actual shocker).  The game is set in the beautiful state of Washington and the graphics draw you into a very natural world.  (Tangent alert: It is weird that video game water looks more realistic then most of the water in my home state of New Jersey?)  Our hero saves the girl and then sets out to stop this organization by any-means-necessary.  But… why?  We get some half-assed flashback about his father trying to push him into military service, blah blah blah.

It is possible that I am expecting too much out of a story within a video game, but as gaming is evolving, the medium can tell much deeper stories.  Why then does a fantastic game such as Shadow Complex (and even the massively budgeted Halo 3: ODST) use so many cliches in their storytelling?  Shadow Complex involves the player stumbling upon an incredibly interesting and massive conspiracy, and we do so following a guy rescuing a girl and then feeling the moral imperative to stop the “bad guys”.  That basic story has been told a million times and just comes off as unoriginal and, frankly, boring.  This doesn’t even mention the dialogue which can only be compared to soap opera writing.  It can also be called bad.

Sigh.  Regardless, it’s still an incredibly fun game and is well worth the time and money.  Just be aware: the game might look incredibly realistic, but the story is as fake as they come.

I often get forwards in my email inbox dealing with political issues. Many of them are immediately disputed by a quick Google search, while others contain part of the truth without any context.  However, I recently received one that really caught my eye.  It was entitled Obama’s First Six Months’ Accomplishments and included 27 negative points of his presidency so far.  I, like most Americans, seem to be a bit skeptical of Washington no matter who is in the office, and even though I voted for Obama, I don’t fall in line with the Democrats on every issue.

So, instead of outright dismissing the email, I wanted to take a look at each of the issues, find out to what degree they are true, and what I think of them.  It will take a bit of time to really delve into each point and do enough research to form a response, so I might not make it through all 27 points in this first point, but I will give it my best shot. Here we go…

1. Offended the Queen of England

This refers to Obama’s gift of an iPod to the Queen of England, which was a followup to a gift set of DVDs to British Prime Minister Gordon Brown.  It seemed that many Brits were up in arms over that initial DVD gift, especially when it was discovered that the American DVDs wouldn’t work on British DVD players (all DVDs are marked with a region code which make them only compatible with one region).  This move was seen as a bit of snub to Brown and the UK, especially considering Obama was presented with a very thoughtful gift of a piece of the HMS Gannet, a warship that has a special tie to the White House: the Oval Office desk is made of the Gannet’s sister ship.

Beyond that criticism of the DVD gift gaffe, there isn’t much reaction to the iPod gift to the Queen.  Stories note that the gift also included a well-received rare autographed songbook of legend Richard Rodgers (showtunes being one of the Queen’s favorite genres of music), that the Queen actually already owns an iPod, and that the iPod itself came loaded with videos of the Queen’s many visits to the US.

What this boils down to is that right wingers in America were upset by both of these gifts and attempted to “apologize on behalf” of the US by writing into several leading British papers.  Admittedly, British politicos did seem a bit snubbed by the DVD gift, which does seem a bit insensitive when compared to the thoughtful gift we received.  However, there is nothing that I could find saying the Queen was in any way offended by her gift, insensitive or not.  Right wingers were the ones who were “offended”, not the Queen.

2. Bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia

Back in April, Obama allegedly bowed to King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia.  The White House denied it, but YouTube footage certainly makes it look like a bow.  Right wingers were up in arms over this, as a bow apparently represents giving away our power.  Left-wingers were happy with this, as a bow seems to indicate mutual respect for Saudi Arabia.  But the White House denied that it was a bow, so then what?

I think the issue here is that this deals more with the fear of Islam and the Middle East.  It should be noted that Saudi Arabia is our ally.  President George W Bush held hands with King Abdullah while walking around his Texas ranch and greeted him with a kiss during every visit.  If Bush can kiss and hold hands with the King, I’m pretty sure that right wingers can take a deep breath at this one.

Honestly, the bow itself does seem a bit out of place, if it was indeed a bow, but there is no specific State Department protocol dealing with bowing.  I tend to wish that it was a bow in a few ways, but if Obama says it wasn’t, then who is he lying to?  Why would he lie? “King Abdullah, I’m going to bow to you now and give you sovereignty over the USA, but I’m going to deny it in the press.  Our little secret. Shhhhhh.”

Our relationship with the Muslim world is tenuous, to put it mildly.  We are fighting the extremists in Iraq and Afghanistan, but to some Americans, we are simply fighting all Muslims, whether they are willing to confess to that opinion or not.  And that is a wrong opinion.  When you lump devout, religious Muslims with the fundamentalists and the ones who wish “Death to America”, you only confuse the reason we are fighting the War on Terror to begin with.

3. Praised the Marxist Daniel Ortega

This point isn’t even slightly true.  The only news article I could find about this was one from Fox News, and even they don’t support this point.  Obama “endured” a 50-minute speech at a conference, jotted down some notes, and when asked what he thought of the speech, coldly said, “It was 50 minutes long.  That’s what I thought.”  He continued by slightly rebuking Ortega.

Also interesting is that the US is considering cutting aid to Nicaragua, where Ortega serves as President.  Important to note: cutting aid.  In 2006, under Bush, a $175 million aid package was awarded to Nicaragua.  Obama and Secretary of State Clinton are considering cutting $64 million of this aid.

I don’t think this point has anything to do with “facts” or even Ortega himself.  I think right wingers want to believe that Obama is a Marxist and nothing will convince them otherwise.  I could rename this point “Obama Praises Marxist Abraham Lincoln” and I don’t think they would see the error in that statement.  Just because Obama doesn’t wear a cowboy hat and clear brush on his ranch for half of the presidency doesn’t make him a Marxist.

If you have ever had a conversation with me about television, you will know that I have a passion for quite a few shows. While most people decry the awful state of TV, there are several fantastic shows out there, you just have to stop the inane channel surfing. 99% of the stuff on TV is garbage. That is an undeniable fact.  Put the remote down and get Netflix or go to Hulu.com and you’ll find engrossing entertainment without all the filler.

Lost has become new newest favorite TV show, and yes, I know, I’m like 5 seasons late. I resisted initially for a multitude of reasons: (1) ABC hasn’t had a good show since… Home Improvement? (2) Plane crash survivors stranded on an island honestly sounds too typical to sustain a 24 episode season; and (3) There were a lot of gripes about the writing.

Well, I just finished Season 1 and I was pleasantly surprised.  Everything held together quite nicely, give or take a few plot holes, and each episode had a quick pace that didn’t disappoint.  It’s rare that any network television shows stand up to the much better written, acted, and directed offerings on cable, but Lost definitely does.

I shouldn’t draw too many conclusions yet: I am about to start Season 2 (thanks to seasons 1 through 4 available on demand through Netflix Instant Watch on Xbox 360), so we’ll see how it goes past this point.  My ultimate goal is to catch up to Season 6 before it begins to air in February.  Fingers crossed!

In this never-ending, childish debate over health care reform, something keeps striking me very odd.  The “tea-party” protesters are saying that this is a sign that Obama and/or the government is taking over.  In other words, socialism.

Have any of them ever heard of the Patriot Act?  Or the National Security Agency?

After 9/11, the Bush administration and Congress ushered in a huge overhaul of security in this country.  The Government has already “taken over”, if there is such a thing.  They can listen into any cell phone conversation that you have, without any type of warrant.  If anti-government types are afraid of Big Brother, he is already listening to their conversation.  But of course they weren’t anti-government then.  Just now.

Health care costs have skyrocketed to a point that is beyond control.  If you have great health insurance, that is excellent for you.  You aren’t paying for it.  Your employer is.  If you make $50,000, your employer probably has to pay an additional $20,000 for your benefits.  And that’s if you don’t get sick. That’s great for you, but bad for your company.  Why do you think companies can’t hire more workers?

Ugh.  But who cares about that, right?  Obama is trying to kill your grandma and Pelosi is trying to make you pay for your neighbor’s abortion, so let’s concentrate on that.  Argh.

A few months ago, I moved 3000 miles away from home, from my apartment in metro New Jersey and my desk job in midtown Manhattan to the green hills and deep forests of Portland, Oregon.  Life couldn’t feel or look more different. Moving away from home has developed (or, more than likely, is still developing) a new perspective both internal within me and external to the rest of the world.

Having never lived more than 30 miles from where I grew up, home has always been about an hour drive away.  Friends and family were always just there.  Showing up at someone’s doorstep at 11 pm wasn’t something I would do, but it was something that I could if I really wanted to.  But now everyone is separated by a cell phone or computer screen, not to mention the unexpected difficulty of a 3-hour time difference.

Don’t get me wrong: I’m not alone.  My girlfriend and I moved together.  At no point do I feel a sense of loneliness.  What I have is a feeling that I can only describe as missing.  I miss my friends and family, and that’s a feeling I’m not sure I have truly experienced.  Of course, I’ve missed someone if they’re on vacation, but that’s a temporary situation.  This is a much longer term situation (how much longer is to be determined, but safe to say likely a few years).

The important thing to note is that this hasn’t made me sad.  It’s actually made me grateful.  For example, I’ve always been notoriously bad at remembering birthdays.  But now I find myself remembering days in advance (which is quite helpful, considering it takes a week to get packages from one coast to the other).  This is going to be my first Thanksgiving away from home, but it just might be the first true time that I’m thankful for everyone in my life.

The other aspect of my perspective that has changed is a new found love and appreciation for nature.  I’ve always been more of an indoors type of guy.  Studying the piano, building websites, and playing video games tends to keep you inside most of the day.  This year I have seen a huge amount of the United States, including the Rockies, Yellowstone, the Grand Tetons, and the Redwoods.  That doesn’t even mention my new home: Portland has the most trees of any US cities, and that means many, many parks and trails to hike (hiking has easily become my favorite hobby).  I used to be work a few blocks from Central Park in New York, but now that seems paltry in comparison to the luscious Forest Park or thick Tyron Creek State Park.

Sadly though, I have also seen devastation from the decades and centuries of logging, as well as the effects of global warming / climate change.  When you leave a protected area teeming with huge, beautiful trees and natural wildlife and see mountains and mountains completely bare, it is heartbreaking.  You could argue specifics of climate change, but you cannot argue with what you actually see.

I have always been on the environmental side of issues, but after seeing the breathtaking sights that this country has to offer, the environment is now near and dear to my heart.  The most important first step I could take is to no longer be a hypocrite.  This included selecting an environmentally-built apartment building, eating as organic as possible (which includes being vegetarian, something I will definitely discuss in another post), buying cleaning products that won’t harm water runoff, and paying a small amount extra in our energy bill to replace our consumption with renewal-able forms of power.  These are small steps, but at least they are steps in the right direction.

In closing, life is good.  I feel like I have the chance to actually take a deep breathe (which is probably a lot more healthy out there than it was in Jersey) and appreciate the things that life has to offer, which is something that I wouldn’t trade for anything.

Welcome to my newest blog: Joe Woody’s Inner Monologue.

It seems like this is the 20th blog I’ve started, but I really think/hope this one will stick. This will be a place for anything that is going through my head at any given time, which is to say that you should expect nonsense a guy who thinks too much about things that probably don’t really matter.  But isn’t that what the Internet is for?  I hope so, otherwise I’ve wasted way too many hours.

I welcome your feedback and I hope you will come back often!